Both of those options suck. Why can't i be the prophet of the coming doom and watch as people impotently curse their fate and devolve into chaos as the minutes tick down? If the worlds going to end i want to get some fucking entertainment out of the event.
VIRUS DETECTED!
Open ports to allow faster access / / or / / Pay $100 to culprit
>.>
-clicks the X-
Problem solved ^_^
Because it seems justified on a deviation such as this: [link]